Ooh, I’ve had a bad, long day.
I went to Waterstones to cheer myself up on my break and I was so tired, I sat in the Costa in Waterstones with a new book and a latte.
My eyes went really heavy and I FELL ASLEEP!
A beautiful, hunk of a man woke me up – I actually thought I was dreaming. I wasn’t.
He wanted to know if his notepad was still on the table.
I was still half asleep and MORTIFIED and couldn’t reply, just grunted.